I got the following submission via my contact form this morning:

From: Donna Gabriel [email address removed]
Subject: SEO

Message Body:
Do you wish you could increase your online leads?

Getting a GUARANTEED 1ST PAGE GOOGLE RANKING is easier and more cost-effective than you might think.
We have helped a lot of businesses thrive in this market and we can help you! Simply hit reply and I’ll share with you the cost and the benefits See you at the top!

Really? Here’s what I would write in response:

No, I don’t care about increasing my online leads. Obviously you didn’t look at my blog or else you would have realized I’m not selling anything here on this blog, and as a result, I really couldn’t care less where I show up in the rankings for anything other than my own name (which I already rank first for). When will you learn — spamming is BAD business.


  • Seems your blog is the first address that comes up when searching her name. She did not a good job improving her sales I guess XD