for W3c validation
If you had purchased $1,000 worth of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.
If you had purchased stock in Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.
With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling deposit, you would have…
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily (and recycle).
[via Michigan Green via a college friend]